My mom went to the funeral home for my Grandma's showing... she ran in to some family we haven't seen in ages. They asked her, "So, how does it feel to have 3 doctors in the family?" (My sister and brother are Chiropractors and my youngest brother is headed to Med School in June)
The next question was "So what's Tania up to?" I told her she should have said I'm not a doctor but I'll play one on TV!?!