Sean came in from the deck letting me know that he needed his hands washed... "what did you do?"
"I pee'd off the deck Mommy. But don't worry, I didn't pee on those flowers (pointed to the vase on the counter), or those flowers (pointed to the fake flowers in the corner), or on your computer or anywhere else!"
Wow, thanks Sean. The letter from the HOA is probably in the mail about the urinating toddler on my deck! I'm pretty positive that's an HOA violation... if not, they'll write one up!